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Breakfast lesson

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! “You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! “WHERE are …

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store that sells “New Husbands

A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of …

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Do you remember 20 year ago

A woman wakes up at 4 in the morning and realizes that her husband is not with her in bed. He goes to the kitchen and finds him sitting in silence, in the dark, having a cup of coffee. She turns on the light and sees the husband tear a tear …

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The next day story

A mother-in-law went out for a walk with one of her three sons-in-law. While walking in the park, the lady slips, falls into the lake and begins to drown. Without hesitation for a moment, the son-in-law throws himself into the water and rescues her. The next day, the son-in-law comes …

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This is business

Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice?? Son: No?? Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter?? Son: Okay then??? Dad goes to Bill Gate….. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son?? Bill Gates: No?? Dad: My son is the CEO of the world’s …

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Teachers asked question

A 5th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?” …

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Wife revenge

A man and his wife disagreed and did not talk to each other. At night, the man suddenly remembered that he needed his wife to wake him up the next day at 6 in the morning so that he could get to the airport on time. Not wanting to be …

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THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF MEN..

THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF MEN.. THE EUROPEANS They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most . 2 THE AMERICANS They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.. 3 THE INDIANS They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends …

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Men advice not allowed

The reason why men are not allowed to give advice in Love-column of magazines! Racheal: Hi, I am a lady aged 28 married and have one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and i had to drive alone to work I left my husband with the maid and …

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