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None of your business

Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

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Wicked teacher revenge

I visited my wicked teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes. I went to the living room and found his two daughters sitting and relaxing. I told them their dad wanted me to have sex with them. They insisted he won’t say that, so I shouted; Sir, both …

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Breakfast lesson

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! “You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! “WHERE are …

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store that sells “New Husbands

A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of …

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